Useless Facts

Okay, I am avoiding the writing process like its the plague. There will be no work tonight I figure let’s throw out some useless facts. Here we go!

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Seriously, why are we putting pens in our mouths anyway?
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Really? I know they can be scary, but I will, without a doubt, squash a spider with my barefoot before I fear it more than death.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
How sad is that? As if dating were not sucky enough. I think we like to torture ourselves!
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
This should have been in the tongue post.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Seriously I did not know about the eye thing but my nose better not get any bigger!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
I have nothing to say about this except I really hate the dentist.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
Should probably not tell my husband this. I can be very annoying.

A snail can sleep for three years.
Oh my god, I think I’m a snail #worried
No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH”.
I sat here 20 minutes really trying to prove this one wrong. I know I don’t have a life you don’t need to remind me.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
We are officially a very stupid species. Why would you create a match if you already have a lighter?
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
This one made me laugh. 18 acres! Come on people!

Category: For Fun